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Michael Jordan has denied the rumours that he is considering selling the Charlotte Hornets to a group led by minority owner Gabe Plotkin. He told reporters on Tuesday that he is committed to the team, “I know what winning feels like. I want to bring that here to Charlotte.”
“It’s simple. Selling the Hornets without winning would feel like a job unfinished, and I don’t accept defeat. No matter how much money I would make from the sale, I will not give up on this team. I don’t quit, and I will never do anything to make Charles Barkley’s false accusation that I’m a ‘bad executive because I surrounded myself with too many friends who won’t tell me no’ seem correct. I’ll never prove that man right. I’ll never sell the Hornets. Fuck Charles Barkley.”
As for where the rumours started? “I was looking at selling my house. Fuck Charles, ringless bitch.”
Filled with love and unity, this sprawling multi-story North Carolina house extends over 780 square feet. Last on the market in 2010, the carefully designed home lies right in the heart of Charlotte - incidentally often cited as among the top 30 locations for an NBA basketball team. The modern facade leads to contemporary interiors, which are lofty, inviting, and flooded with natural light; while the gorgeous incorporation of steel and brick lend a grounding feel to the bright and airy spaces.
The meticulously maintained courtyard patio is welcoming for small or large gatherings, and numerous glass doors open into a grand atrium, with palatial staircases offering to whisk you away. Winding paths with carefully curated art and lighting lead to richly hued wood-panelled offices, dens, and tertiary bedrooms. Every story boasts a variety of chef’s kitchens and wet bars, with balconies overlooking the living room; the jewel of the house seats up to 20,000 and offers exceptional options for entertaining, with a state of the art A/V system, four tremendous 15’ flat screen TVs, and substantial space for hosting a variety of indoor activities.
The property also features a home gym, indoor non-specific sports court, sauna, steam room, soaking tub and spa, a staff of 15 employees who require an inflated salary but through subconscious or weaponised incompetence will not repay your generosity by becoming champions in their field, plus a peaceful yoga and meditation platform.
This estate is a true home retaining its heart and charm. Not a place of business, not cursed.
U.S. President - George W Bush
Top Video Game System - Playstation 2
Top Phone - Bang & Olufsen BeoCom 6000
Most Popular Meat - Beef
First pick in NBA draft - LeBron James
Last pick in NBA draft - Lowly Worm
Rookie of the Year - Selena Gomez Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
Pope - Does Not Require Exorcism
On The Clock - Gregory Peck (Two Months Away From Death)
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That’s it for this week! I personally will be relishing the precious few days of freedom left before the Clippers face the Suns in the first round and I age a hundred years. Thank you for reading!